Coffee Skeleton Black Mug

Choose your size above. Both sizes share the same diameter; the 15oz is taller and holds more.

• 11oz (0.33 l) — height 3.86 in (9.8 cm) · diameter 3.35 in (8.5 cm) · width with handle 4.72 in (12.0 cm)
• 15oz (0.44 l) — height 4.72 in (12.0 cm) · diameter 3.35 in (8.5 cm) · width with handle 5.12 in (13.0 cm)

All measurements refer to the mug's own dimensions.

A skeleton slumps over an oversized mug, both arms wrapped around it, with I need coffee to function lettered across the cup. It is drawn in fine white line art on glossy black ceramic, so the whole scene reads clearly from across the room.

A Funny Coffee Mug for People Who Are Not Morning People

Put it on the desk as a warning label, or keep it at home for the first cup of the day, before words.

A Gift for the Caffeine Dependent

Good for a coworker, a night-shift friend or anyone whose personality arrives ten minutes after they do.

• Material: 100% black ceramic with a glossy finish
• Two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
• C-shaped, easy-grip handle
• Wraparound print on the full exterior, applied by dye sublimation for bright, crisp colors
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Lead and BPA-free; meets lead and cadmium level requirements
• Blank mug sourced from China, printed in the United States
• Intended for adult use

Please note: there is a subtle difference between the black of the ceramic and the black background of the printed design.

Dishwasher: safe — place the mug on the top rack.

By hand: wash with warm water and dish soap.

Microwave: safe for heating food or drinks.

Why the print won't fade

Your design is applied by dye sublimation: the ink is fused into the mug's glossy coating instead of sitting on top as a sticker or film. There's nothing to peel, and the colors stay vivid.

Shipping

Every mug is printed to order in the United States and prepared within 1–3 business days. Delivery within the United States is then 4–9 business days, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

Shipping is free within the United States on orders of $35 or more. Orders under $35 ship for a flat $5.99. Rates for other countries are shown at checkout.

Returns & Exchanges

If something's not quite right, we offer exchanges within 30 days of delivery — as long as the mug is unused and back in its original packaging.

Please note: personalized mugs can't be returned unless they arrive faulty or incorrect.

Return shipping is covered by you on a change of mind. If your mug arrived damaged, faulty, or it's the wrong item, it's on us: email contact@timelessdrinkware.com with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you in full.

We don't offer refunds on change-of-mind returns, so please check your size and color carefully before checking out.